Friday, January 20, 2012

Waiting for the ELEVATOR?


Bored with your monotonous life?

Well here is quick interesting replay, which you will surely like to retry if you want to enjoy a hearty laugh with your friend just like I did today.


Finally by 8 pm your busy schedule of the day ends and you approach towards the lift of the 10th floor. The earlier you want to get back home, longer the queue waits ahead of you, making sure you don’t get into the lift before its second round trip.

That’s when one mischievous smile of your friend brings back glee in your eyes. You grasp each other’s hand firmly, while taking care of the notes in the other hand. Quietly shifting towards the stair so that no one notices, soon enough you become out of sight for all others and you start running along the stairs. Every other floor you reach, you take a casual walk towards the lift, run your eyes to make sure no one is around as if you are on a secret mission, you press the button for the lift and again the chase for another floor continue via stairs till you reach the basement…… laughing hysterically how everyone else is still stuck in the lift just because lift waited on each floor for the ones who are already walking out of the building. We were the last standing in the queue but were the first ones to walk out with smiling pretty faces.  :D

(sadistic us…hehe)

PS- Neha Garg we are crazy and insane…:P

Tuesday, January 10, 2012

I Hate You (2)

“Sonali, stop laughing and do something about it.” I urged as she tried to control her immortal laugh.
Sonali and Niharika were my two irreplaceable roommates and pillar of support. I don’t know how I would have survived last two brutal years of my existence without them.
Sonali had a elegant model like figure, rosy complexion and light brown eyes always done with beautiful eye makeup. Needless to say she was popular among guys. The more attractive she was, more handsome her boy friend was.
Niharika on the other hand was always a sweet little ambitious kiddo for me and for some reason I always felt responsible for taking her care. Anyways she always proved me wrong by taking care of me in my worst moments, plus her stupid yet simple suggestions somehow always worked for me.
“Come-on, think about it Prenika. This is probably the smartest and easiest manner to get good grade, with that you never know when stars turn in your favor.”
“Excuse me.”? I questioned with my raised eyebrow.
“You know, Vishal is quite a catch….”
“Ehwww… even the thought is creepy. I will kill myself.” was my immediate response.
“Why are you planning to kill yourself? What’s up”? Niharika shouted as she entered the room.
Later Sonali translated the entire story and again laughing sessions continued.
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“Option 1.  Be good to him. Work together. Get good grades, and may be get lucky..hehe.
Option 2. Go and talk to him. Ask him to say NO to work with you. Manage passing grades and be happy with it.
Option 3. Irritate him like he was never irritated before and force him to back out.
“What’s your pick, by the way I love 3rd vala.” said Niharika.
“Don’t be stupid Niharika”, said Sonali.
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“We need to talk.” I grumbled as I stood in front of Vishal.
“And I thought you hate me. But funny enough you can’t even wait till Tuesday lab.” He said in a pure sarcastic tone.
“Look I want you to tell sir that you can’t work with me.”
“Ohhh I see…you mean you want a favor from me.”
Completely pissed by his statement I shouted.
“No,I am just warning you to back out.”
“Oh My God, I am scared.”
“You better be.”
“Let’s take a look. What is it that you are so jealous about? My personality? My popularity???  Ohh my God, just crossed my mind. You fear falling in love with me, Isn’t it. Exactly that’s why you want to stay away from me as much as possible, knowing I will never be yours.”
“You are going to regret this. I promise you.  Be prepared for your first “F” grade. And for your information, Personality you are so proud about is not even near to what is called as civilized.”
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“In your heated argument you just forgot to take notice that his “f” grade means yours as well. You will be scored as a group.” Niharika said while bringing me back to my senses.
“Don’t you watch movies? Every blockbuster romantic love story begins the same way.” Sonali smirked as she enlightened us with her wisdom.

“Fuck off.” 
Silence was what i needed.